John Kenney has vowed never to go to super cuts again.

John Kenney is the author of three novels and four books of poetry.

His first novel, Truth In Advertising, won the Thurber Prize for American humor. Love Poems (For Married People) was a New York Times bestseller. His most recent novel, I See You’ve Called In Dead, was an instant USAToday bestseller. Think that’s lucrative? You’d be wrong.

He is a long-time contributor to The New Yorker magazine.

He also worked as a copywriter for more than 20 years at Ogilvy, McGarry Bowen, and Publicis. He has created campaigns for American Express, Citi, Chevron, Heineken, and Cadillac, to name a few.

Despite the fact that he eats beef, chicken, lamb, eggs and cheese, he considers himself a vegan. He lives somewhere with his wife and two children, whose names escape him at the moment.

Thank you.